All this list does is prove that the rooting community is indirectly contributing to the mainline distribution by innovating where Google and OEMs won’t bother.

Also, stock Android still doesn’t let me customize my hard/soft buttons, so I’ll be sticking with LineageOS.

Chromebooks are the answer to the question: “What’s the point of an operating system if I do everything through my web browser anyway? Why not make a computer that just opens a browser?”

Your choice of distro is probably less important than your choice of DE. Chromebooks vary quite a bit in their specs–many are low-end hardware, but some are quite impressive. With decent hardware, I’d recommend Mint with Cinnamon DE as a good starter. For lower specs, you could try Debian with XFCE.

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Bonus: sometimes the void draws you in

My patented design drains the swamp directly into my cabinet!

A monk once got locked inside the monastery.

To get back out, he played the organ until he found the right key, then unlocked the door and went outside.

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Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don’t think he’s qualified to be a soft drink.

The new favorite language of AAA game studios: Phyton Python

Aw, did Johnson not get invited to the cool kids’ table?

Simmer down, Bobby

“My wallet is stuck! Here, I’ll just give you my pants!”

Or something along those lines

I’ve honestly used the “What kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?” line IRL. Kills every time.

To be fair, under Trump, there will eventually be a ceasefire (once there’s no one left to shoot).

They want the rock throwers on their side.

What a fine impression of a stupid person!

I’ve never tried it, but I think it’s when you invest and your funds are doing well, but you never actually cash out.

As far as I can tell, yes. I signed up for the free tier before paying for the service, and the worst I ever got was a banner here or there advertising their paid service. Proton encrypts all your data with your password, so they literally can’t access it even if they wanted to. The only info they have on you are things like when you logged in and your IP address (and I believe they’ve turned that info over to law enforcement when required, like any legitimate company would have to do), but their servers are in Switzerland where there are better privacy laws.

I’ve been using Proton Mail for a while, it’s been good for me.