Aw, is that what you call it? I always thought that phallic names were related to the sound they made in a mouth, and I didn’t know mushrooms made a noise at all. Good for you, short king. Slay.

You’re making me blush.

You still here? Aw, shucks.

Didn’t kink shame, ya Temu Marxist. 😚

Of course, by “person”, you meant “pleb”. 🤌🏼

His parents were a single adjacent letter away from true genius, at this point. I mean, that stone-cold babyface-killer could’ve been “Harry Wang” who evaded the consequence above & would then immediately cameo in a Deadpool scene.

So close.

That’s actually creepy AF — and I love it!

p.s. I’d be happy to resin print that out for ya (PacNW).

Talk about “burn a’ the steak”, this is heresy! 😭😱🤌🏼

Ooh, yeah, that’s it. C’mon, baby, Baader mein hof like only you can. Unf. So good.

Patently false and wholly unsupported, too? Tell me you’ve had irrational run-ins with said mod that somehow refused to react how you wanted, you know without saying it word for word, right?

Then, who’d talk to you, sweetheart?

Uh. I’ve got some news you might not enjoy, citizen…

Oh, so Russia & N.K. already, then? Let’s not even start with Iran, et al. 👀🤌🏼

Hey, at least you know what the possessive form of “it” is. 🤓🤘🏽

The orphan killing urchin employing machine is working properly

Thanks, Napoleon. 🤦🏽‍♂️🖕🏼

Comes with experience, friendo. Live some. You’ll get there.

But, hey, at least that child labor army can move onto more qualified work, like routing circuitry in Chinese plastic tchotchkes and mobile devices, eh? Viva la revoluçion! 😶‍🌫️

Says the Crocs© wearer. 🤢😅

Nope. That’s a gaggle of crazy that keeps inflating their own prices and wonders why they only get layaway orders.

That’s the whole point: Bread & Circuses, Part Duh©