Abner! Abner! Come quick and see what those neighbors are doing!

Bump amber whataboutism

Bump amber whataboutism etc

Bump amber whataboutism etc.

Bump amber whataboutism

Bump amber whataboutism

Bump Amber volcel police

I’ll never forget the time a friend stayed the night and we spent something like 4 hours farming that sword. It finally dropped while he was playing, and he immediately went to swap it from Jeff to Poo and equip it.

Something caught my eye as he switched between character inventories though, so I told him to open the inventory again. As soon as he stopped on Paula’s page, I confirmed what I thought I had seen a minute ago;

Another Sword of Kings.

And given its earlier position in the overall team inventory, that meant one had already dropped at some point, and we had failed to notice that until we farmed a second one…

We decided to get some sleep pretty soon after that.

Ray Smuckles?

Oh wait I don’t think he wears shirts much

Bump whataboutism volcel police

Cooking and massage, maybe some wood/metal working on the side

My dad once mixed a can of tuna, a can of no-bean chili, and sauerkraut. That’s still pretty up there for me

I like the “Good Omens” take where Pestilence did retire, only to be replaced by Pollution. (yeah I know Gaiman is a sexpest, but Pratchett’s still awesome dammit!)

This is the way.

Not trying to do but if they’re going to blame us anyway…

it will be sooner rather than later

I dunno about you, but my joy is 6 feet under, breathing through a hollow tube and trying to become a seed that sprouts before it dies off for real.

Look, its gonna end up sitting in my intestines slowly dissolving either way.

Eight, eight, the burning eight. Between Sunday and Monday lies a day so dark it will devastate.