it don’t get much more american than that

while I don’t think radio waves are good for us

Can you elaborate?

Well I probably won’t survive either and it sure as shit feels like I can’t stop either so I not gonna get too worried about it

plasticsmithing!

I wonder where “gay sex” ranks

it is?

We can walk and chew gum at the same time. And fuck the very concept of “sjw”, that shit isn’t helpful

I genuinely doubt nuclear war would cause total extinction.

Starfleet desperately needs an occupational safety division. Hell, maybe if they focus a little more on efficiency, The Burn might not happen!

Yeah Metallica still leaves a bad taste in my mouth, both from their war on Napster but also the whole Guantanamo torture thing, and James’ shitass response and non-apology (metallica isn’t political?? my ass…)

Vine was amazing, what are you talking about??

I didn’t know Australia was a color!

how bout you deport your own ass to the polluted swamp that first congealed you

No

Never trust any employer saying your job is safe while they lay off thousands.

I don’t care what his purported job is when he dies, I’m partying when it happens.

or figure out why terminals and displays need literal plasma to power them! surely they don’t need that much damn energy.

I’ll (electrically) blow leaves off of walkways, but the vast majority of them stay put. Fuck a fucking lawn.

You think otherwise?

Parabol/Parabola by Tool. That song can bring me to tears.