Is that because the kid is 5?

Do you have to pay less when you order a footlong at Subway?

Oooh, someone’s about to lose their checkmark!

Wololo

“…so I painted him a picture of ME…”

Unless they suddenly do a new song on the inauguration. Something like “Butt fucking the USA” or so

What’s wrong about “be a tit”?

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

Thank you for that link. I might have learned something new about myself.

Melting some grated cheese in a spoon with a lighter

It’s a well oiled machine that turns the greed of some people into the misery for other people

They did! They wrote “username checks out”

Bless the profits

He only had until the end of the day until the devil came for his soul

Sorry, Adolphe Sax was from Belgium

I don’t know … I like the scrunched up paper noises my skin makes whenever I move

Christmas on Elm Street

Mongo only pawn in game of life

Choking hazard