At least X is for xylophone.

Because X is always for xylophone.

Hasn’t happened yet, but I’m waiting to see how long it takes Google to make the change in Maps.

I honestly believe that the show has been moved inside due to safety concerns, having nothing to do with the cold.

We already have one CEO gunned down. Can you imagine the target having Trump, Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and however many other billionaires and government officials makes?

Or do this and save a few bucks.
One day out of the blue, I received a text message, “Dude… I just received my 13lb block of cheese!!”

No idea who sent it. Wasn’t even an area code I recognized. But 10 years later, my wife and I still reference it. That one text has taken top-tier residence in my brain, and the person who sent it didn’t need to go to the store to buy watermelons or go out at night making deliveries.

Personally I think it’s kind of stupid to be having a butt plug in all the time anyway.
Call me old, but I just don’t get it.

That’s at least better than his wife. She laughs and points.

What can someone get for trading a truck?

Don’t do coke in the bathroom (especially off the toilet seat)

LOAD"*", 8,1

Also known as the ‘Thinning the Herd of the Weak and Stupid’ challenge.

Am I alone in saying that the phrase “raw dogged” needs to die?

Someone hit the spiked eggnog a bit too hard.

Almond udders may be smaller, but they’re still udders.

Translation

But, never turn your back on an angus cow.

Oh I do. I have quite a few Spotify playlists, including one that contains every track from every album I’ve ever owned, with a few hundred single tracks thrown in.
It’s about 10k tracks in total, played on shuffle, and I still surf.
“Nope, not in the mood… Nope… Next… Come on, give me something good… Nope… Ah, finally.”

You wouldn’t want to ride with me, then.
I generally don’t secure the seatbelt until I’m moving forward. Not sure why, but I’ve always done it.

I’ll mess with the rearview mirror often, as my position in the seat may shift, and I can’t stand it when the view in the mirror isn’t centered.

As for the radio… I channel surf like mad. 40 presets and I’ll scan through them all before deciding on something that I never stay on very long. My wife can, not, stand it. lol But, the radio controls are on the steering wheel, so doing so isn’t a distraction.

In the past, when I drove any of my vehicles that had a manual transmission, I had a habit of rattling the gearshift at stoplights. People who rode with me didn’t like that either.

The rose-colored glasses you’re wearing must have really thick lenses.
Anyone who thinks that this one act will change anything is out of their minds.

Giant corporations exist to make money to satisfy the shareholders and pay those at the top exorbitant paychecks. They don’t give the first flying fuck about their employees or customers, and this one act isn’t going to change a damn thing.

We all wish it will, but I’m sorry to say, but it won’t.

I would have killed for 20Gb of space in 1999 on my personal PC. People ran with nowhere near that much space back then.

I was also the administrator of an HP mainframe at that time, and we ran the whole business on about 5Gb, and paid big $$$ for it.

But… I thought he said we wouldn’t have to vote ever again?