The cheeseburger was invented in the rival neighbouring city of Cheeseburg.

Just in: Preacher very popular with choir.

Tenants better appreciate the improvement. If they don’t, their rent should be raised!

We lost power since 1 am last night. Even though we’re in a major city, we won’t have it back till noon tomorrow.

Britain doesn’t get hurricanes

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Maybe the real Heathcliff was the friends we made along the way

The child psychologist?

I have never seen Heathcliff, I have no idea what they or it looks like. But I have seen your work.

My wife and I tell each other we love each other an obnoxious amount.

Not so long ago, she developed a throat infection that stopped her from being able to talk for a while. So now we have a new way if saying it, three little squeezes.

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I fell like this government is going to be telling people “work will make you free”.

You silly! Elon told us he’s running it as a “reverse start-up”.

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger?

Four bedrooms between six people, there’s two couples. We’ve got a main bathroom, a half bath, and an ensuite.

It’s a protest of how in today’s society, even if sex has exactly the same pro’s, the cons fall much more heavily on women.

They don’t say it’s not without personal sacrifice.

We’re back to sexy!