That’s basically the joke, these sentences look very similar but the structure is very different. And you can even force both reading on both sentences. There isn’t much I know about time flies but apparently they prefer arrows.

The tragedy is almost over, the farce about to begin

Nobody:

A_Very_Big_Fan: Normalize cropping out the useless nobody

Hope is the mental capacity to imagine a better world. Without it, there is “no alternative”, no reason for action. Hope is the opposite of despair.

That doesn’t even take into account people not allowed to vote

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

Too soon

No facial hair so…

They’ve been lying to us!

Aren’t there proxies? I don’t know if they work in Russia tho

Schon lustig

If it’s not rotating, why is it shaped like a pyramid?
Checkmate atheist

What does that even mean?

Sure, that’s why you are allowed to eat beaver during fasting season

Hitler’s father was quite cosmopolitan. He had a nationalist history teacher and a rough time after he was rejected from art school. Take that with a huge grain of salt since this is how he depicts it in his autobiography. I think the major part of his radicalization was in prison while he wrote Mein Kampf but that’s just my opinion.

Either that or there are no fish at all.

Maybe we had some progress but a class that is not the working class keeps all the money?
We will never know.

Each knot has two smaller and one bigger child knot? That’s queer

You’re welcome

If that’s a binary tree, what do non-binary trees look like?