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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • People who don’t like poetry can’t recognise good poetry, news at eleven.

    Seriously, though wake me up when AI can reliably replicate Vogon poetry…!

    Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturitions are to me, (with big yawning)
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
    On a lurgid bee,
    That mordiously hath blurted out,
    Its earted jurtles, grumbling
    Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
    Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
    Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
    And living glupules frart and stipulate,
    Like jowling meated liverslime,
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
    And hooptiously drangle me,
    With crinkly bindlewurdles.
    Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
    See if I don’t!






  • Most people seem to want others not to have a good life, ignoring or disregarding the effects that might have on themselves.

    Many if not most would sacrifice their own wellbeing if that guarantees that “the right people” will also suffer. They see the world as a zero sum game, and can’t conceive the possibility of having a good life if others aren’t having a bad one.

    Most people suck, often to the point of being monstrous by any decent definition.





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    And he was scared of Ungoliant, and we don’t know what she is, besides nasty, and hungry, and shaped like a huge spider (well, spiders are shaped like her, probably).

    (He also got his foot almost cut off by an elf in single combat and walked with a limp ever after — well, at least until he got his hands and feet cut off by the rest of the Valar, I suppose —, but elves were mighty back then.)



  • Neither the Beast nor the Smiler are ignorant, conspiracy theorists, or foreign assets though (grifters and sex criminals, most definitely, I’ll give you that, especially the Smiler, but most of the City’s population seems to fit in those categories too, so in that sense they do represent their electorate).

    They’re both quite competent and intelligent psychopaths.

    Now, if we’re talking about the Republican Party Reservation and its associated TV show, or the vat-grown VP…