Rubber ducks can’t write comments repeatedly asking for clarification on Jira tickets that just say “[X] doesn’t work” or attend pointless meetings. They still need devs for that.

On the other hand, rubber ducks also lack the sentience required to reflect, with dissolutionment, on a career that’s been wasted working on poorly executed projects which were doomed to failure.

Lucky little yellow bastards.

Fixed it. Probably been a couple decades since I’ve seen that movie.

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

🎶Cruella de Vil. Cruella de Vil. If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will.🎶

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

Most general purpose programming languages nowadays are designed to be easily human readable. But with this, I now have to understand the syntax of another “programming language” in addition to the programming language it outputs. How is this helpful in any way?

There are already plenty of template generators that can generate boiletplate code with parameters. This seems like a complete waste of time.

They’re not dumb because they’re Arabs. Your comment is the only one I’ve seen implying that and that’s a completely ridiculous take. They’re dumb because Trump’s policies have consistently been anti-arab and they voted for him anyway with the expectation that he was somehow going to do a 180.

People who voted for leopard are now shocked when the leopard is eating their faces.

Mass extinction due to the rapidly changing climate worsened by the sheer volume of hot air coming from Moscow will get us long before Russian Soviet – like they have anything more modern – nukes.

Too many people tried using them as hammers.

Murthy claimed he himself worked six and a half days a week until retirement, typically 14 hours and 10 minutes a day, clocking on at 6:20 AM before downing tools at 8:30 PM.

What a fucking slacker wasting ~66 hours per week that he could have been GRINDING. Pathetic.

/s

To Russia With Love

GE, the conglomerate, no longer exists. They sold off most of the divisions and spun off the three remaining into their own business. GE Aerospace is the “corporate successor” but as of 2024, the old General Electric is no more.

Ok, now this is just showing off. Patch cables all the exact required length and everything all nice and neat. I bet you check your backups regularly and do a monthly DR fail over test too.

…Kidding aside, your setup looks really good.

One of the cornerstones of a good “romantic” relationship is friendship. I personally don’t believe a relationship can survive without it. My wife is many things to me, one of which is my best friend.

Building friendships is a process that takes time and can’t be forced. So don’t put too much pressure on one evening. Don’t worry about where you’re going to be with this person in a week or a month. You have no way of knowing that. Dates are just opportunities for you both to get to know each other, share experiences that you enjoy and just have fun in general.

Even “normal” people don’t feel physical attraction constantly. My wife still loves me even when I’m not particularly sexy and vice versa. Besides, real beauty is more than skin deep.

You’ll need to have an open, honest discussion about expectations if you ultimately want to keep seeing each other but that’s a conversation for another day. This time, just try to relax and have fun.

aging population

Must be the German equivalent of “nObOdY wAnTs To WoRk AnYmOrE”

Vlad yearns for the days of the Russian Empire. Apparently he doesn’t know how things ultimately panned out for the tsar.

Anyone still on Shitter is just asking for whatever they get at this point.

“It’s not a lie, if you believe it.”

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