I know how fertilizer works too.

zcat

He’s watching the podcast live.

Say you don’t know how to use git without saying you don’t know how to use git.

They’ll end up demanding to see a birth certificate, which is not a historical document, can be updated, and often has errors.

We should build a school within 500m of the White House.

You traded your hub caps for data caps.

Default Samsung weather app, powered by weather channel.

At least this one has actual actors.

… They are actual actors, right?

Make a right turn, cut through Mr Robinson’s back yard.

No, don’t! You’ll give yourself a Pavlov response conditioning! It’s why you get off to granny porn now.

Goodbye

C

Not to play Devil’s advocate, but didn’t the onion basically pay with an IOU?

Better ship it. It works after all.

S

If he could spell it, it’d probably be Dr Frankenstein

Don’t forget about the helper functions mypath.read_text() and mypath.write_text(content)

MANPAD

Is that what we’re calling it now?

There’s also the third option of “They agree 100%”