They have 2 minutes to convince us how they would spend their money to make humanity better. If they don’t convince the panel they are tossed in the tank.

My wife makes coquito every year. It’s coconut milk and enough booze that if you have a safe recipe, keeps forever refrigerated. We hand some jars out as gifts and people who come over the house sample this batch next to last year’s.

66% that we know about.

This stuff does get traction with the late election cycle undecided voters. Obligatory undecided voter sketch from SNL.

Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.

Gowron, awarding the order of the Bat’leth.

Best Tongo player in outer rim.

His name is Met Roid. That’s why the game is called Metroid.

Can we kick up the 4d3d3d3?

I’m tired of 3 hours of explosions. I want Wes Anderson’s Fantastic 4 or Darren Aronofsky doing a Daredevil movie.

Spoopy poopy

He’d still set her on fire and watch her die if it meant returning to power and avoiding prison.

Yeah those cats were fast as lightning.

You don’t need someone like Sean Hannity moderating. Especially when you claim you won. The answer to that is OK, how about we do the thing you claim you won again?

They’ve been proud of their cartoon candidates since Palin.

Fine, over 9 years of science. Better?

Ro Laren goes from prison to starfleet then joins a terrorist cell within a year. She still managed to get a promotion in that span. What did Harry do that got him snubbed so hard?

Tim Walz seems to do it right.

We’re only 16 years off Palin, that’s impressive.

The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.