God of the gaps

I was supposed to get bonuses on the 80s?

Sort of.

Weren’t those supposed to be a few months ago? We fucked the timeline somehow

Unfortunately, I’d say it’s working exactly as intended

Where? My road trips have been nearly big gut free for years and they weren’t always on the same roads

If they could profit from it they might

Instructions unclear. Family stuck with funeral expenses they can’t afford.

Something something big pharma…

Is that tenth doctor accepting new patients?

U

Not with that attitude

without any of the responsibility

Or expense

You’re tipping the kiosk that provided the service. I guess.

Past-yer-eyes milk. Nice.

Naw, just a nosey hole.

Satire is becoming a means of reporting real facts, just with sarcasm

Which relative is on the track and which in the trolley?

Just bus them all to New Mexico and call it a day.

(Not sure if the /s is necessary)