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Cake day: June 23rd, 2023
  • emmie@lemmy.mltoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.ml•checkmate
    15·
    9 days ago

    80/20

    I live by this rule, it made me gain so much credibility and money from people who don’t know any better. 80/20 <3

    20 percent of work nets you 80 percent of result (except no one knows what I did isn’t 100 percent) bam 4/5 of time saved. Everyone is happy and if something doesn’t work we can just blame it on client

  • emmie@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Is there any hope for me?
    31·
    9 days ago

    Yeah well good luck with adhd at: work hard, show on time, remember that you have any work at all

    First month is always all cool and nice thanks to inhumane amount of energy but then it catches up with you and you plunge hard

    The more monotonous and routine something is the worse it gets. Same tram every day at same hour? Two weeks max before inevitable disappearance to never appear again.

    It’s like walls are closing on you and anxiety attacks start and you have to run and regain your strength to try anew somewhere else.

    Once it got so bad I almost got paranoidal psychosis because I just felt so bad so to preserve my mental health I had to disappear and barricade for half a year to recoup.

    It’s no fun standing in public and feeling like you are about to die, freaking out about it, freaking out about freaking out about it and that you are crazy, running like mad from the place that gave you this suffocating feeling

  • emmie@lemmy.mltopolitics @lemmy.world•This can't be real can it?
    22·
    15 days ago

    Well the other side has no such thoughts at all. They multiply without hesitation or second guessing. Unfortunately the laws of evolution are cruel and in such world one can only hope to shape their descendants and what is left there after the departure.

    To cultivate our traditions of empathy we must overcome these doubts lest all is left are traditions of facism. And best way to do it is to adopt existing… misfortunes and try to make them more fortunate for the better of everyone.

    Those kids were born anyway, the decision has been made for them already. Now the only decision is to be made how to raise them. Avoiding this burden will only make them lost and hateful.

  • emmie@lemmy.mltoComics@lemmy.ml•Endless torment
    361·
    7 months ago

    Nothing is as terrifying as SpaceEngine.

    Frankly. This… software rearranged my brain and changed me fundamentally.

    There are no words to describe being lost in the 10^27 of space. It’s just too much, you will go insane and if you survive you will lose the ability to talk with people, lose every single thing that you thought matters. You will be alone even in the busiest of places, some part of you forever stuck in the 10^27 of emptiness between Galaxy Groups.

    This isn’t a joke. Ignorance is bliss

  • emmie@lemmy.mltoReddit@lemmy.ml•Reddit seem to have switched to the newer, even shittier UI by default.
    10·
    7 months ago

    I hate how Reddit conditioned my brain to see score before the actual content and make up my mind about it before even reading it.

    I don’t say scores aren’t important to have some kind of loose groupthink quality control but it all has as many cons as it has pros and there isn’t really a perfect solution just least bad.

    Also it is the main thing making social media so addicting when you receive points and I want internet to serve me and not I serve the internet.

    If a phone/site/program makes everything possible to be as addictive then it actually makes you a slave to it imo instead of it being a useful tool enriching your experience and serving you to maybe get more useful information or show new ideas.

    That’s why these new designs get more pretty to look at but less useful because they are made to hijack your time from yourself for ad watching. So in a way ad based companies literally do everything to steal the most valuable resource from you - your time and by extension - your life.