Or when they lit a guy on fire for arguing with them 💀

Not like you need to know Mandarin to be a China Expert anyway

It’s over Drumpf, we have the moral high ground!

tfw it’s Guaidover

Where should the Germans be relocated to? I say Lichtenstein.

I have a growing suspicion that a lot of you posting in these threads aren’t real generals

2 slurp juice

Climate Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at 1.5 degrees

On the train toward Interesting Times, asking the driver “Are we there yet?” for the hundredth time

Having a mortal body do be annoying sometimes. I got a blister on my tongue rn and it hurts when I speak

Use your index finger like a boomer

Tell your kids that if Santa was real, the capitalists would have him killed

There has to be a bunch of relatively obscure ones

I’ve been saying there needs to be a Syndicate reboot that isn’t a FPS but more like the old games, just with better mechanics

Old meme I had lying around

In previous games, if communism was even there, the bonuses were strictly military.

Not entirely. I think ideology was done in an okay way in Civ 5, with “Freedom” having spies good at rigging elections in city states and “Order” (communism) being the overall best ideology. It had some military bonuses, but a lot of Order stuff was focused on kickstarting production in new cities, and combining that with scientific advancement. Forgot what the fascist ideology was called but it was mostly good for waging war and stealing tech when you’re lagging behind.

Krassensteiner’s counter attack will save the Democrats

With all the undiscovered species around the world, it is statistically probable that somewhere there’s a type of guy who thinks Joe Biden is the best president of all time.

Landords: “So you’re telling me my tenants can afford another $770 in rent this month? Thanks, I really needed this!”

This funeral pyre was made for me! I have to go!