Just piss on rep. Mace’s desk instead. Problem solved.

Pretty sure it’s 100% efficient (100% energy consumed is emitted as heat) meaning it’s exactly as efficient as a space heater. Only way to get more efficient is a heat pump.

Yeah, I like him okay, I wish there was some way to get a cut of his episodes without the YouTube drama and celeb gossip tho. I’m really only interested in the politics and world events stuff these days

That number seems low. Really low.

Finnish people are fucking crazy (non-derogatory)

Wish it was mastodon; this feels like kicking the can down the road rather than actually solving any problems. Whatever, it’s still better than twitter

I’m not sure how much these endorsements actually matter… Lord knows Liz Cheney’s endorsing Kamala didn’t tip the scales.

Would establishment libs support a leftist? Maybe not. But that doesn’t mean that voters would necessarily follow suit.

Probably. People tend to vote for their team - regardless of the actual underlying policy

No promises, though.

He didn’t already have a trademark? I’m surprised.

Anyway, here comes a flood of ragebait about how Geoff is trying to own the concept of award shows

Right now, although I’m not at all surprised.

Yeah, mastodon simply doesn’t have an advertising budget, and having to pick an instance, while trivial, is still enough to stop a lot of people from joining.

Playing you? He’s been openly saying exactly what he thinks about Muslims for a decade.

Short of congress changing the law or a successful coup, neither of which are necessarily off the table, yes these next four years will be Trump’s last in office. Who knows what either party will have to offer in 2028.

Genuinely the single worst messaging app I’ve ever used. Worse than Skype, which is crazy because Microsoft owns that too.

Well… I wish I hadn’t seen that

No way he doesn’t have something under his shirt, right?

Feels pretty self-evident. Exhaustion of any kind leads to difficulty controlling emotions

Yeah, the double pack of Kirkland ibuprofen will typically last an entire family a year or more

It helps marginally better than placebo for me. Hence why Americans use it for fairly trivial aches and pains.

I can’t imagine it would do anything for pain I’d consider ‘serious’.

$750 a year to maintain health

Lol