Unfortunately last time he came back it was to sell SUVs

It was that day that Dave learned what a constrictor is

Yes, because as we know Ruzzia has a wonderful track record with negotiations and can 100% be trusted to Do the Right Thing™

The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course. This secret information—while it would never have been revealed, for it would have led to the discredit of his honour—in turn led to his becoming feared and respected and therefore powerful within the royal court in his own right.

Better watch out for that guy, he wipes the king’s ass.

“I was the killer all along! I was testing your abilities as a father!”

“Shaun! Shaun! Shaaaaaaaun!”

Tag yourself, I’m rip.

Oysters Rockefeller here has provided us with genu-ine turkey dogs!

Nuclear power is just boiling water

Yeah that was meant to be an f, not a t

See, I don’t understand acts of god as it pertains to insurance. Acts of god are unforeseen, unavoidable accidents. What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?

Plus everyone knows Hercules is a demigod because he drank some magic humanitication juice as a baby but didn’t drink the last drop, since both of his blood parents were definitely fully fledged gods. Not for any other, non-Disney-approved reason, no siree.

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

To say nothing of cockroaches…

Nuclear power is just boiling water

The enshittification will continue until morale improves.

They both were

Asked Dumbledore calmly

It’s a joke about checkers. When you get a piece to the end of the board, that piece gets “kinged” by placing a second piece on top of it, usually one you’ve lost during the game. (That piece can then move both forwards and backwards.)

That too, but there was also a gag in an episode where they’re at a ski lodge where Fry says, “Thank god global warming never happened,” and Leela responds, “Actually it did, but thank god for nuclear winter.”