crystaline_porpoise [none/use name]

By referring them to the Cuban Missile Crisis and reminding them what the US did to one of the tiniest countries in the world the second they thought about joining an economic and military alliance with our rival superpower

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i commented this in the wrong post

fuck it im leaving it

beanis

beanís

béanis

beañis

fuck yeah I love this Mars Volta album

you guys have Poundland, though.

your honor shut the fuck up cuz you wasn’t even there

i really need to block c/fakenews

i am a patient boy

i went into a local tattoo shop yesterday and they were playing “little birdhouse in your soul” and naturally i was like “aw, fuck - yeah, this is my jam” and then starting softly singing all the words which i think confused them because I was wearing a very scary death metal outfit at the time

Meatwad

Martin Scorsese

Megaman

Barack Obama

Shake

its probably nothing

this made me imagine a future where the US literally fights climate change by launching missiles and nukes at hurricanes

like that scene in Independence Day where all the F-15s are like “DAMN, THEY HAVE A FORCEFIELD!!” but instead of a mothership theyre launching rockets at a wind funnel over the atlantic

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Hey, Reddit. Hows it goin?

In China, South Korea and Japan, women in large numbers are stopping dating men and entering into romantic relationships with AI.