I mean, yes?

Anyone can cut conjoined twins in half

As if it wouldn’t be explained away as either 1) a hoax or 2) a conspiracy brought on by one’s political rivals

Are you implying that this doomerism is of no use to anyone?

“The anonymized face blends seamlessly into its original photograph…”

Um… yep

The 3.2B part seems needlessly hyperbolic

Dr. Phil, then

Not quite 50/50

https://theconversation.com/police-solve-just-2-of-all-major-crimes-143878

“My parents were taken away by the state to work in the mines and that’s how I got put to work in these here mines.”

The nanny state was the one we were warned about. This is much worse.

Terrorists or fascists seems more appropriate.

But what happens when they need to process all that ass?

Hopefully not at the same time

I’ve really got to hand it to that guy. If I were in his shoes, your water is now pickup only, not delivery.

I have had it with these motherfcking mealworm larvae that are capable of consuming polystyrene on this motherfcking plane!

I have heard of someone who did just this but still went bankrupt multiple times.

I’m pretty sure I was in first grade, but for sure no older than third grade, when our sub put on The Blob (1988 version). That sure left a mark on me and I was pretty freaked out showering for at least months afterward.

Not to rain on your (already overwhelmingly underwhelming) parade, but how long do you think the progress made on Right to Repair will last?

And here you are, also not invading Ukraine.

Scavengers Reign? Hadn’t heard of it but OP and your reply make it sound cool, so thank you for posting.