Snark, something the Internet is dangerously low on.

A specific genre of jokes and references

I ran this by an engineer and they said the same thing

Pennies are woke

Hey me too buddy (auditory processing issue)

A few years ago when Trump said we should go after terrorist’s families, liberal darlings clutched their pearls at the proposed human rights violations. Now that Liberal Approved Organization is doing the exact same thing and we point out that it’s bad, we’re running cover for ISIS. Look in the mirror.

Oh yeah, I remember that one too

Ben Garrison’s tribute to Kobe

Is this c&c?

Had a friend say this in person and it did work for the next 2 times I had hiccups

The reason Trump has his foot to the floor on everything is because the missed shot made him face his own mortality for the first time. He knows he’s not going to live forever and he wants to really pop some shit off before he croaks.

They should impeach him again, I heard he hates that

Pickled cabbage is easy and good.

Shredded cabbage on tacos

Pozole with shredded cabbage. Pozole is crazy easy. Veg broth, soaked blended chiles (guajillo and ancho, arbol optional if you want spicy), can of hominy, can of beans. That’s the base, then add whatever veggies you like. Fresh cabbage, cilantro, fresh chiles, sliced radish, onion, green onion. Amazing for winter

Add it to soups, either cooked or raw

My suggestion is to move away and make new, cooler friends

https://www.wweek.com/news/2025/01/28/oregon-has-the-nations-second-tightest-housing-marketits-even-tighter-outside-portland/

Nice get his ass

disrespecting normal people’s religious beliefs

disrespecting a genocider’s religious beliefs

Petroleum & aluminum according to a handful of search results

Just checked and hot cheetos have “red 40” *sigh of relief