My dad said he wants this. I can’t be sure if he’s serious, but I am.

A few decades late, right on schedule

Millenia?

Slomo guys

If it was that easy wouldn’t there be a lot more clone armies

Real talk, would that work?

There’s almost no actual information regarding causes or solutions

You are lying

Pressure washer graffiti is a thing

Yes

Bubbles?

Riker is playing the trombone again, omg sploosh

Disgustingly plausible

To appeal to a wider/older audience I assume.

“Omg this show is immoral because they fuck!”

Warm hugs?

Some families are stocked with reasonably pleasant people

Spoken like an NPC

Right, that would be absurd

What?

Both