Plants crave it

I did it when I saw all my money was going to Rogan and none to the musicians I listen to

Couldn’t get the front panel back in c tiktok

No lie the dude in the reflection looks like my NYPD cousin.

Turns out being at the cvs pharmacy counter doesn’t stop you either

Good old database arms

Max was a really kind dude when we were kids

Gore?

Side note, what is a PC word for “straight” that isn’t overly academic for a child?

This is one of those preemptive wars to stop other worse wars they told us about and I should be happy about this, right?

Does Genghis Khan have the most descendants?

The slaves are eating the cricket bars in the other vault

😭😁 whoosh🤦 And this is why I’m taking a news break

Act as if. I still teach this to sales proteges.

All these years correcting my child like tendency and saying duct, but it was duck all along? I always wondered why I’ve never seen ducts taped together. I appreciate you.

Look at Pete Rose over here 😁

Women terrify me. It’s not a modern thing either. I was cuddling with my grandmother while she was watching Murder She Wrote and Matlock decades ago. Could probably have disappeared my grandfather in a heartbeat if she finally had enough of his bullshit.

My proud non technical ass is proud of my duct tape homelab. I have no idea what I’m doing and it is my favorite of many ADHD driven hobbies.

Have you seen Boiler Room?

Ummm… that would make it a lot redder, no?