If I’m talking to a cashier instead of putting my card on the table, I haven’t been provided a service that warrants tipping.

If we’re going to have an autocracy, it may as well be the one that is still somewhat benevolent to the common man.

Fucking do it already, I’m tired of the roller coaster. Let them have their MAGA utopia of Dumbfuckistan and leave the rest of us be to maybe finally start fixing things that have been broken for half a century.

Soon there will be no more of them

Yeah definitely need to give Elon more money

wife

1995

posting here

big sysad vibes

Fool me one time, shame on you

Fool me twice, can’t put the blame on you

Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign

Load the chopper, let it rain on you

I’ve never gotten food poisoning from them but lately it’s been the prices

Hell yeah I can’t wait to permanently not remember this lackluster fucking existence

A species unburdened by the trappings of social media

Why does the political landscape of the supposed most powerful country in the world look more like what you’d expect if Charlie Brooker decided his next project was going to be a satirical gameshow? I want off this fucking timeline.

ReAgan

You need to work on your reading comprehension, then.

Aside from the official licensing, you essentially just described Knowledge Fight.

Because the media outlets are owned by corpofash

What are the odds someone still on Twitter today knows or cares about infosec?

Good riddance.

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Not procreating has always been a natural phenomenon in collapsing species. We just have more words about it because we think, therefore we think we’re special.

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