new beanis.owl domain dropped, straight from the registrar

‘hey mister did you fart?’

‘my friends at the department of state found me a new assignment’

with the amount of effort put into beanisposting I don’t see any other option, if not now then when, the time is right, beanis.ml or bean.is

btw how about that ‘we want to make the government more efficient’ line, they’re the last people who would actually care about that

yep, no lenin statue, wonder if it show up eventually

edit: back to business using the hosts file edit

‘requesting emergency server upgrades, all databases are out of space’

our monitors have picked up one of those federation propaganda vessels sir

… sign on the dotted line that hereinafter you agree to give us (also known as the majestic kitties) three sets of headpats and snacks on a recurring basis, we reserve the right to modify the terms of agreement at any time

Replying to him, the Google executive Jerry Dischler said this was not a “hallucination” – where AI systems invent untrue information – but rather a reflection of the fact the untrue information is contained in the websites that Gemini scrapes.

…bean shaped surveillance devices discovered across the country…

bosses everywhere fall for this trick

baddieposters

hello, I’m Beano your BeanOS assistant and tour guide

being a hexbear reader has prepared me to quickly tackle difficult word puzzles

desert dino rider!

I think it was from an artist on twitter or pixiv, but I don’t have the link saved unfortunately

beans spotted

ultimate universe developing nicely I see