this is me, but i make another new folder and put everything in the new folder cause i don’t feel like looking to see if it could be important, i’ll do it later maybe

white russians and if i catch anyone trying to water them down with milk, they’re banned from my special greenbeen casserole

2bro2b

ah, the commercial that ended communism

yooo, this is totally me when 👌👌👌

same, but not a big fan of the real world either atp

i remember watching one of those youtube deep dive videos about, i think it was resident evil or silent hill, and how there was this main contributor to their wiki who was always notating references to circumcision and a lot of other people had a problem with it, and there was a lot of infighting in the edits to pages, does anyone know the video that i’m talking about? i’d watch it again tbh, like, guy was a little unhinged but i kind of felt he was at least a little right

what’s a power bottom in lesbian?

ugh, i read it in his voice

my mom came up with this absolute banger, super simple, easy to elevate if you feel like playing around

chicken (whatever floats your boat, i prefer bone-in skin-on thigh but my mom always used skinless breasts)

one jar of orange marmalade

3/4 a bottle of italian dressing

throw it in the white crockware and bake half an hour, turn on the broiler at the end if you feel nice, then serve with some plain rice with a hefty spoon of that juice over it, and any salad or green, i like a bomb garlicky sauteed broccoli, my mom always called it “orange chicken” and it makes for great leftovers even, hope you like it ^-

heyy, this guy right here just bought a pair of shoes, they’ve finally caved and decided to become a sneaker collector, you know what they’d definitely need? the same pair, they love these ones

bruh, look at you, i’m on the internet and don’t want to be this close to you, trolls live in caves, maybe that’ll be good for you, but then you might hear the water drip and the crickets chirp

what’s so bad about this movie?

dastardly

if you’re lucky enough to be nearby, try taking her out to the movies and coffee after, once a week, it helped my mom and she’s even got her own litl circle of ladies now so i don’t have to go with her if i’m too busy

schick? venus?

but the cheap labor?? the us wouldn’t survive without the prison system, don’t know why they’re wasting good drugs on the guy though, why waste a life unless we get to make some burgers out of him or something, right? god bless

habeeb it

i take caffeine pills, i need the caffeine, but if i had to sit down and drink a whole cup of liquid, i find that i just don’t, i’m sure i could find the time for it but i don’t

you know, i’ve never tried it, but i do have faith that you are very wrong, wouldn’t you just suck the air through the straw too?