“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside…”

The JavaScript boy became a sexy mysterious wizard.

Checks out.

Correct! High heels are seldom comfortable and rarely rational.

Maybe the orcas are trying to show off that they are hard and can hold their breath longer?

The Pixar film nobody asked for, but really needed.

She had style! She had flair! She was there…

That’s how she became- the Orca!

Hey guys, I’m Jeremy Queaye. Did you get the dozen similar tickets I posted before lunch? I have a few more…

Elon Nepobabyoligarchson.

The Arabic Ibn works as well, unless I’m mistaken. Like McMurphy, IbnRasshad.

Correct me if I’m wrong as I’d like to know!

The names Trent, Trent Shippinrecieven.

I feel like it’s only a matter of time until I see a headline that says, ‘White House votes A-trocities A-OK!’

Just use bleach! It kills 99.9 percent of germs.

There is a video I will not point you to, because a hundred vegans probably have already, that show how sad and disgusting factory farming in the US is. I wouldn’t drink anything that came out of one of those depressing animal factories unless it had been processed to hell and back.

There are better options on the market, but the average American is going to pay a buck or two less for a gallon from the milk factory. Same thing with eggs, meat.

Conscious food choices are a luxury, here.

People like my boomer mother will buy a gallon of milk and expect it to be good for 2+weeks.

She is part of the reason I do a small shopping every couple days and only buy what I need for the foreseeable future. An entire generation of Americans that are used to everything being so pumped with preservatives that we can eat a Twinkie that rolled under the couch last presidential election.

Yet, we have to scrub eggs of their natural coating at the farm, requiring them to be refrigerated.

Food regulation in the US hasn’t moved very far from the 60s.

Show me a single law that does not permit the wearing of a tasteful pearl necklace.

‘Ill perform better in my position because I’m two inches taller and can reach the back of the top shelf without wasting company time sourcing a ladder!’

Even better!

I would assume that if the police were forced to use this they would condition themselves to double tap in every scenario to get right to the lethal rounds.

Another point that conspiracy bros will bring up is that fluoride is a toxic byproduct of aluminum manufacture and dumping it into the water supply is a cheap way for Alcoa to dispose of it benevolently.

The most recent one I took almost felt like a placement test trying to see if you had management material, which could be problematic for someone applying to be an entry level team member, but giving management answers.

Maybe I’m over thinking why I got passed on by a grocery store after two in person group interviews.

Yeah, the trick is to pretend you are A mixture of Ned Flanders and a ditzy cheerleader when you answer.