Did anyone’s elses teacher drop a small amount of sea water on their head, then he put a drop underneath a microscope, causing everyone to collectively freak out? That was mostly plankton, though.

We brought some queer out here.

Damn, I love breakfast sausages, but that grosses me out.

I live in a place called “Rainbow” and can’t tell how disappointed I was, when I realized there’s no queer community out here.

Oh, it’s because they live in a low oxygen environment. They can breathe through their skin and gills.

It’s not.

He gave a girl herpes. That’s why he got tested and sued.

Also, you got me thinking of “Carlos Danger”.

You can live with me on a ranch. You just have to go to my weird religious services and do all the work without pay. It’s super worth it. /s

I can’t believe a miss the fucking office.

“Rotten Manngos” is the opposite somehow. Let’s jump into a giant Stanley cup.

Average family guy, youtube, “thumbnail.”

Russians are really bad about impersonation. Both sides keep changing their arm bands for ID because of that. That’s why they’re using replaceable ducktape. They’re temporary. If you stick with one color, the enemy impersonates you. It’s a colour code. I know that’s morally wrong, but that’s what’s happening. There’s also NO chance that helps with identifying your limb /s. I’m not a combatant, but I’ve been following Ukrainen info lines for a while. They talked about it once. I’ll edit if I can find a source.

Edit: I can’t find the example of a soldier talking about the arm bands, but here’s some evidence (I saw it, but it was removed):

“During the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Ukrainian ground forces started to use reflective yellow armbands, similar to yellow reflective belts used in the U.S. Army.[2] Later, they switched the armband color to blue (the other color of the Ukrainian flag) to prevent Russians from infiltrating their ranks.[3]” Wikipedia

“Russian forces have used red, as well as gray, white cloth, neon green, silver reflective bands, and black and orange ribbon. The black and orange ribbon is a reference to the Order of Saint George, the highest military decoration in the Russian Federation. The colors of the ribbon are said to symbolize war’s fire and gunpowder, the death and resurrection of Saint George, or the colors of the original Russian imperial coat of arms.” Wikipedia

I don’t blame them for hiding the exact info. Loose lips sink ships.

Edit 2: Here’s an article with the person who gave the info:

https://www.indiatoday.in/world/russia-ukraine-war/story/exclusive-change-of-colours-in-ukraine-camp-to-foil-infiltration-by-russia-saboteurs-1924688-2022-03-12

My fiancé likes them

I can’t tell if these people are real or just trying to justify their laziness. Don’t respond to people who call you a radical. Think about every issue and make the choice for yourself. We had two candidates. Vote TODAY, protest tomorrow. I HATE that we’re picking our poison, but we’re all on the same ship. For some reason, 50% of the country wants to sink that ship, but what do I know?

Yeah, 2015 (kind of). How’s the couch? Apparently, Mr. Bojangles is still alive. I’m on the couch too, no judgment lol. Also, he’s really kind if you hit him up. PM me. I don’t want to get doxxed. I’m not sure if that means anything to you. If you know me, you can look at my username and know who I am. I say some pretty radical stuff on lemmy, so I’d prefer to keep my cards to my chest.

I use them, but I live on ranch so everything is “french country”. Everything is wood and covered in rugs and doilies.dailies, or how ever the fuck you spell that word that means the lacey things they put everywhere.

My bio teachers last name was “MoCock.” His wife’s first name is "Love."We just called him,“Mr. Mo”. I think it’s crazy she took his name, lmao.

Dick riding Obama, Obamaaaaa

That doesn’t apply here. That’s the only thing I could think of. “The Boondocks”, if you’re wondering.

I’m asking for stats? Prove your point with better evidence or move on ass hole. You haven’t provided any evidence for your argument. You’ve just been argumentative.

That is what I said, yes. I had to sit through everyone else’s cases. If they were rude, they lost. Most of them that lost were rude.

Edit: I am giving you my anecdotal experience that was across 30+ cases. It was a lot. That’s why I’m fairly confident in my assertion. If you want to give me stats, I’ll listen. Otherwise, you just seem combative. I even remember several example cases I could give you.

That was my experience. You also have to remember I I was in civil court.