“Guess what! I’ve named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.”

-Gheed, Diablo 2.

Also, if you compare the age of the universe right now to how long it will be until heat death, we are absurdly early. We’re in the first 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the universe’s lifespan.

I think what’s going to happen is they’ll slow walk the investigation, and we’ll get definitive proof after the inauguration, and then nothing will happen. It’s a demoralization tactic.

Climate change was known and covered up by oil companies since the 1930s.

Once the Trump regime is in full swing, they’ll be sending the military to capture or simply extrajudicially execute any journalists that aren’t licking the boot.

Is my tolerance supernaturally low or something? A 5mg gummy is plenty, and 10mg is physically uncomfortable. Not complaining of course, low tolerance saves a lot of money.

Bin Laden was supposed to be person of the year in 2001 but there was backlash from idiots that didn’t know what it meant.

I guarantee there’s something in that report we don’t know. Concealing the report already implies the allegations are true. It doesn’t actually save face at all. There’s either more victims, or it implicates someone else.

Textbook Lizardman Constant right there at the bottom.

Far enough to create an ethnostate, probably.

Even if you were born here, he wants to revoke citizenship from second-generation immigrants too.

Next time this happens under RFK’s tenure as secretary of HHS, there won’t be a recall. There wouldn’t even be a warning. They’ll just stay on shelves, hospitalizing and killing even more people.

There’s no such thing as a peaceful Nazi.

There is much, much more overlap between them than you may think.

To quote the Onion themselves:

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

I don’t think Trump intends to field the military against another military anyway. The performance required to massacre civilians isn’t a high bar.

Because novelty is all it has. As soon as it stops improving in a way that makes people say “oh that’s neat”, it has to stand on the practical merits of its capabilities, which is, well, not much.

The reason given for hiding them just makes that fact worse. It’s for “aesthetics”. Manual latches don’t look futuristic enough.

We could have had that. Now, we might not even have an FTC.

Well yeah, if you want to be truly masculine you need to fuck men. It’s mathematically proven to be twice as manly as straight sex.