The top one is metric kilometers.

The bottom one is imperial kilometers.

Duh! /s

that’s about all I can tell you without violating the peace officer bill of rights.

Ah, I get it; cops have the regular rights and extra “peace officer bill of rights” too!

has a tainted disciplinary record that includes being suspended for as many as 50 days between 2014 and 2019.

So, the 50 days were for past offences (not this one). I’m betting nothing happens this time.

Wouldn’t give him the pleasure.

WTF is wrong with people nowadays!

^raises ^glass Here’s to many more!

Grapefruit. Probably attacks the enamel some too.

Look at your teeth before (take a picture first actually), Peel a grapefruit into sections and eat them (like an orange). Take after photo and compare.

Sorry to hear we will be “losing you”; but hope you can return one day.

I have a couple of reasons I can’t do the same thing.

Seth Meyers: My meemaw said!

Well, if you want more information: Biosecure Cow Cremator.

Note, there are two sizes available!

It’s secret Santa for a reason!

Of course he’s not on the force anymore. Now he has time to run for sheriff itself!

His union will get his job back (with back pay and benefits); and an apology for treating him so horribly.

I remember when this started years ago (in the before AI times): Jolly Roger Telephone.

Seems now they are using AI too.

Living on a farm tells me: Animal Carcass Disposal Options Rendering • Incineration • Burial • Composting

We almost never lost an animal (200 head of beef cattle), but even the best cared for animals past away eventually.

I know where you can rent saws from; not sure about the “first half” of that step. /s

Wood colored concrete 🤔!

As if they need a reason.

Congratulations! We would be better off if everyone prioritized saving and investing and living on less than they make.

If they’re hot, we need mandatory leaks!

Shakes fist at TSA.