This dystopia is starting to heat up 😬

Ah yes, “sports”, I got ya ;)

Do a lot of slurs have a wikipedia page?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Types_of_Zionism

I used to have to walk a mile to the friggin school bus stop, shit is ridiculous nowadays.

This would make a fantastic shower curtain.

That’ll come in handy when you don’t see that well.

Baaa

People are so fucking stupid, I’ve had it with this shit hole country.

He also killed the guy that killed Hitler

And that’s why you always pack a clean pair of underwear.

Welcome to lemmy.

*Sees your posts

Lmao, blocked.

Corvus lookin a little different lately.

I went over my home data cap a couple times. The ISP rep was not amused when I called to have them bump my speed down to the lowest tier and add unlimited data. I pay less now and the speed difference is not noticeable for me with daily usage. I told them I was going to download random crap all day, delete, and redownload out of spite lol.

Oh man one time my apt building was being remodeled and they threw everything into a dumpster out back and left for a week. The smoke detectors in the pile were going off randomly all the damn time. I must have smashed 30 of those fuckers against the wall to shut them up.

Be the change you want to see in the world 🤡

It depends on how many dachshunds you’re willing to lose.

I’m sure there’s plenty, the trick is getting someone to enforce them.

He’s chasin da fishes now

Fair, enough

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?