Damn why the police so lucky why can’t I find cool stuff

Once it stops making money.

Yo, learned a new word today, thanks!

Lmao that’ll do it!

And demonstrates why OP coulda used some punctuation

Don’t fucking announce it!! Invite him for some honor then bag the fucker!

Alright, it needs some other punctuation, too, but that’s not so bad.

I’m raising my kids by “if you have anything nice to say, say it” and “if you have anything nice you can do, do it”.

“Best” is subjective in the sense that OP hasn’t said which metric is most important to them

Your shitty suggestion optimizes for being gentle and considerate.

I’ve chosen ease on OP’s part and memorability.

OP, you can build tension over the night by asking to play songs that relate to infidelity. Shaggy’s “Wasn’t Me”, Amy Winehouse’s “You Know I’m No Good”, Carly Rae Jepsen’s “This Kiss”, that kinda thing.

I’m oddly partial to The Outfield’s “Your Love”

Thanksgiving, once everyone is at least 3 drinks deep

This reads fine? It could use some commas but otherwise makes sense

I don’t think Santa = swastika but it is super tiresome when Halloween ends and suddenly there’s Christmas shit everywhere. I know it’s more a factor of capitalism than Christianity, but it even infects the meager Hanukkah end caps we get. There’s frequently products being sold that are clearly just Christmas goods painted blue and white (argh) paraded around as Hanukkah goods. Fuckin blue and white pine tree tchotchkes? C’mon what the fuck is that? Hell, one year I saw “chocolate Maccabes” which were literally just chocolate Santa candies in a different foil.

It’s all expected, it happens every year (though the holiday seems to take up more of the calendar each year), but damn is it tiresome. And don’t get me started on the music!

Ah dip there goes my weekend plans

Sony should stay away from good things

Personally? Gotta use it at work. I don’t at home.

I wonder what the mental calculus about this is, considering that Biden knows a fucking moron is going to have to handle the fallout

Careful, people have been terminated and been sued for this kind of behavior.

You can make it very very spicy, however, as long as you’re willing to eat it too

Yah the question fits but the title should be edited. I get the impression OP is ignorant, not derisory.

The word is trans woman. What you’ve said is fairly derogatory.

In short, yes. Longer, there are some factors at play that can determine this. Some women taking estrogen lose some function in their penises and obviously women who’ve undergone vaginoplasty will face other challenges impregnating someone else.

Potatoes are really versatile.

Hash browns are quick and easy, shred the potato, line it flat on a plate, cover with paper towel and microwave for two minutes, then fry. Add in some grated onion or other root vegetables and fry in chicken fat for latkes, great with apple sauce or sour cream (if using the latter, use vegetable oil to be very traditional)

Roasted potatoes with dried herbs and a squeeze of lemon, also easy, not as quick. About 35 min in a 425°F oven.

Potato dumplings or spatzle are also good. Boil peeled potatoes then mash with flour, egg, and some fat to form a dough. Then form into small balls and boil again or, more traditionally, grate the dough into boiling water. You can season the dough with some nutmeg for a simple but earthy touch.

Potatoes can make a good soup, too. Sweat onions, garlic, other alium like leeks, and maybe celery, add in peeled, inch cubed potato, cover with liquid (stock, water with bouillon, or just water) by like an inch, boil until the potatoes are fork tender then mash the crap outta it until its thick and homogeneous. Ideally you’d blend this, but you said equipment is limited. Make it rich with butter or milk. Err on the side of less liquid, it’s easier to thin a thick soup than it is to thicken a thin one without burning stuff on the bottom of the pot.

Did having to explain the definition of the word after have you also feeling aglet?

No worries, we’re all trying to make it through the best we can and I didn’t feel anything adversarial in your critique, just a desire for you and your fellow worker to be treated with dignity in their labor