That’s hard af

Who?

So, I’m not a fan of either the penny or the president, but is he allowed to do that?

why

money

Should’ve done “my sister in CRUST”

‘But being world police is the only thing that helps us forget about our problems!’

-People who consume too much propaganda

That was my first and only question, thanks!

It’s a new and frightening world out there

Slightly more expensive in places with local water scarcity, like the American southwest. But yeah, we still need a revolution

Por que no los dos? The government is NOT faultless in this, but how often are those regulations removed because a company lobbyist bribed them hinted very strongly that they would like that?

I’m high and that comment pissed me the fuck off.

Maybe we should have rules in place that provide more protection for actual human beings instead of prioritizing profit margins or pretending that “Basic Economics” is a universal law rather than a guideline of how people interact with each other. Sorry, I’m not mad at you, just the system we live in

That’s just the cat

And even though they technically don’t FORCE you, like you said, American society does everything within its power to convince you that you really, REALLY should

That’s fair. I cringe every time I hear my firmly-Democrat-voting family try to defend the establishment because they’ve watched Law & Order for several hours, every week, for at LEAST the last 30 years

That’s what happens when (at least) half of the country exclusively gets their news from one corrupt source

True, but it still exists. Obviously the controversy wasn’t THAT big of a deal

He’s South African, so technically part of the Commonwealth

THAT HURT MY HAND!!

Obviously. Everyone in my head says I’m hilarious