Some Fortnite animator is going to hear you

We keep telling you that you gotta stop winking when you tell people you play the mouth harp.

Have a pilots license?

Why is Dave in sales called Human Resources?

You’re given the choice of being able to cultivate one

Or forage the others

Imagine hearing about this fabled thing all your life and then immediately after grabbing onto you it ghosts you.

Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.

It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.

Our own Caligula.

This is one of those stories that pops up every year and nothing is ever done with it.

I assume it wasn’t all at once, it must have taken at least a day or two.

Anyhow, that’s why I’m freebasing creatine now.

One day you’ll pull the last of it out and then you deflate

Briefly met Trey before. Seemed chill.

He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

I’m a dude, I’ve definitely been told to smile before in public by total strangers.

What does this mean. Internet tell me what to feel.

Gonna make a novelty insta devoted to hairy male nipples

Bet it can beat Tik Tok to a congressional ban

If I have some nicotine after a coffee it feels like I get faster refresh rates as well.

It’s a solid show. But boy does it feel like we’ve fallen off a peak when it comes to tv.

Few years ago this might have been one I come back to later on because there was so much to pick from. Now it feels like the only show airing every week.

Feel like your chances of seeing one of the dozens of people who hold like half the wealth in the world is pretty slim on the street.