I mean, the money’s not bad either 🤣 so I don’t have to worry so much about Christmas presents now

Good job bud 👍

I just got offered a new job after rage quitting a really bad one. I’ll be working with at-risk kids in a group home, basically a low security facility for kids who have either had run-ins with the law and need a second chance or who just don’t have anywhere else to go. I’m excited, for once I feel like I’m going to be doing work that’s actually important and not just making some wealthy idiot wealthier.

Yeah and it’s impossible to win against them unless you’re following the bug avoidance guide.

I mean, you aren’t wrong. The other main theme in my opinion is how the military industrial complex sucks and doesn’t value human life as much as profit.

Yinz goin aht n abaht in dahntahn Picksburgh to watch da Stillers game?

Aliens, at its core, is a movie about motherhood. Newt is the surrogate for Ripley’s daughter that she lost. When Newt’s in danger, it’s not the badass space marines who save her. It’s the mother who will move heaven and earth to protect her child.

If they’re privatized, could they be discharged through bankruptcy? I hear he’s a fan of bankruptcy.

Pot, black, says Kettle, silver, is ‘black’.

Imagine buying a politician’s cryptocurrency Dragons

He seems to have a pretty heavy stake in pump & dump crypto schemes too

If someone tells you who they are, believe them.

There’s no way Elon is as rich as Bezos lol. Does he claim to be the richest person in the world?

Edit: that’s crazy, like literally I’ve never used anything Elon’s companies have produced, and pretty much the whole web uses Amazon web services. Are emerald mines really that profitable? 🤣

They need to do way instain mother> who kill their babbys becuse these babby cant frigth back?

Yeah, there’s also that shitty cart racing part in Sonic Adventure 2 lol

Sonic but he just runs

It’S nOt A bUbBlE!

But then how will we criminalize a massive swath of our population and fill up all of the for-profit prisons?

“Mission Statement” off of Mandatory Fun is totally a style parody of Crosby, Stills, and Nash. Pretty funny too, because it takes the sound of a free love hippie group from the 60’s and uses it to ramble off a bunch of corporate buzz words.

I could see it being a straight parody of their song “Carry On”, but Al usually sticks a lot closer to the original arrangement when doing song parodies.