Florida is America’s wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.

We will be incredibly lucky if we come out of this will only a recession.

Someone is going to exploit this to make a great lesbian dating app

Trans people are immortal?

There is no possible way that can meet the true threat standard. Unfortunately, the cops will face zero consequences for violating her first amendment rights.

No you don’t understand, Mexico is going to pay for, sorry I mean, China is going to pay the tariffs.

Isn’t every number divisible by 7?

And to be pedantic, some men have uteri.

What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?

Fine. But how long did he dance? Let’s stay focused on the important issues here.

Insert joke about warmth and depth here.

It would have been cheaper if Kubrick hadn’t insisted on filming on location

Pump Up the Jam is an anagram of Jam Up the Pump

This meme was posted 35 years after the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam

But does it whip the llama’s ass?

Agreed. And I also support Trump going to jail for Trump

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 Distro

Never seen Zuckerberg or Musk, I take it?

Fact check:

Claim: Everyone will be better off if Trump loses

Verdict: False. Trump will not be better off if he loses