Are you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?

My son is going to be sad that we don’t use duo anymore

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Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to.

Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?

So you’re under the impression that you’ll never be able to get all of the piss out of the p-trap, regardless of how much water you run down there?

Are you a plumber?

If so, you should find a new trade.

100% this

The writer of this article can fucking blow me. Let’s stop pretending Booker, Jeffries, Schumer, or any of the dem leadership has any semblance of sense. I’ll give a shit what they have to say when they stop being idiots waving their hands. It’d be nice to see them actually do something.

I mean, let’s be real. Bleach DOES kill covid and cancer…

So let them ingest, inject, inhale whatever dumb shit they wanna do. See ya never fuckin dumb dumbs.

No one is revoking my man card, because someone would have to be able to kick my ass to do that.

Its more comfortable for me to stand and piss. And in going to piss in my sink.

And I’m not sitting to piss. It’s not because I think it’s effeminate. It’s because Im comfortable standing, and no one is going to make me change.

So unless you plan on coming to my house and breaking my legs off, I will continue to go in my sink. 👍

No, I don’t think I will.

I’m going to get called toxic for this but whatever.

I’m not sitting down to piss. 😂

Ill keep pissing in my sink, and you’ll never be able to stop me.

Yea the other guys hate sparring with me because my hands are huge. It’s my cross to bare.

But uh… 1’s tines are too tiny and squared off, so no. That ain’t gonna work on huge chunks of meat.

Ya love to see it

You’d shoot me in the ass without my consent?

Damn bro, not only is that gay (I don’t swing that way, but I’m flattered), but it’s also rape. So just don’t do that.

Oh shit thanks for the clarification.

In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.

I’m an electrician by trade, but was a plumbing apprentice way back when. Interesting theory you got there, but no… You can wash all the piss out of the p trap by running the water.

On the morning it’s just easier to go in the sink. This way I’m not pissing all over the floor.

If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I’ll just use the sink.

People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you’re going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless

Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away

It’s 2 and it ain’t even close

I’d cry, curse god’s name even more than I do currently, and then probably die from boredom.

1375? Bro that’s the. Middle ages. Fucking kill me.

Yank here.

Trump is hoping conservatives win, so that he can ramp the tariffs up on you guys again, with less resistance. 😂

Have fun with that.

I agree with the bulk of what you’re saying here.

But I don’t think that this was intentional in the way that you’re making it out to be. I once had a friend piss in our other friends hamper, thinking it was the bathroom. When we confronted him about it, he asked us how we unlocked the door to the bathroom. We out him back to bed. When we brought it up the next day he didn’t remember any of it, and was fucking mortified.

Having been blackout drunk myself and not remembering doing things I’ve been told I did, I get it.

I think that’s what happened here. I think homegirl thought she was somewhere private or something. I’m not so sure she was drugged, but maybe she was.

I also don’t think it’s a swinger party. It looks like a few people were shocked by what they were seeing.

People do need to take responsibility for doing dumb shit when they’re drunk, but like… We’re all human, and this is so over the line, I can’t see any normal person just doing this because they had a few drinks and are a little drunk, and they’re like “ah what the hell, im gonna blow him right now!”