I’m in the neighbors yard

So I’m guessing they don’t mean “bomb” in the good way?

Same

I hear it every time I close my eyes

You don’t take a contract to steal an ancient evil artifact from a dragon’s lair if you’re doing great financially

This all sounds so familiar for some reason but I’m not sure why 🧐

I just really like owls lol. Unfortunately when I’m scrolling I just see all my subs as a whole which includes less chill (in a funny/sarcastic way) but still friendly places and I forget they aren’t all homogeneous

I’ve only learned the name “Scunthorpe” recently because I was reading up on a band I really like from there. I remember noting that it was about the ugliest name for a town I could think of that doesn’t actually contain any recognizable words… but I would assume it’s a perfectly lovely place regardless of that

It’s essentially the same subject and material

I think there’s a lot of friendly and socially conscious people on here but I’m so bad at detecting tone though text, and I feel like I’ve been seeing more open vileness from bigoted and conspiratorial types recently even on a lot of the the better parts of Lemmy

You think I’m an asshole who should be blocked because I admitted to having a brain fart?

I’m sorry I was just making a stupid joke, I’ll delete it if you want

That’s not a Barn Owl you fucking liar

I have the ‘Funtastic Watermelon’ transparent red N64 w/ expansion pak, just sayin ladies 👀

Does Japan have anti-monopoly laws?

Goddamn I ate the onion

“So would you like ham or turkey?” “Uh… turkey I guess” “FUCK OFF COMMIE THAT’S THE MEAT OF THE ENEMY”

I can’t remember the name but there’s a Mediterranean dish like this but full of herbs and it isn’t the prettiest thing in the world but fuck is it delicious

Yes because then it feels like someone else is doing it to you

Honestly the internet has made me paranoid about who is and isn’t serious and who may or may not be a stupid twat