Maybe feed them less peanuts

I’m currently engaged to a dude with a name that DOESN’T start with “T.” His middle name and last name are free from the curse as well.

I hope you have similar luck someday!

Did you end up dating a girl named Jen afterwards, by any chance? 🤣

I’m not one to judge. I had an on-and-off fling with a dude named Tyler, where it turned out I was the side chick all along. Then I got away from him by going on a yearlong internship at different locations, where I ended up dating a dude named Tyler (who went by “Ty”) for a semester. And then a year later I dated “Taylor” for a couple weeks. And spent half a year getting over him, too. Lmao.

Thanks for the tip! ♪⁠ ⁠\⁠(⁠^⁠ω⁠⁠\⁠ ⁠)

They could at least put tape on it 😂

Do you copy and paste every time you use text emojis with specail characters? Do you have them saved on your phone/computer for easy access?

I bought my unlocked phone on Backmarket. Works great so far.

What brand, if I may ask?

Wow. This is horrendous.

Yeah, I tried reading Paradise Lost to impress a boy in Junior High. I gave up quickly. Didn’t get the guy.

But hey! Now I read whatever I want. But I usually don’t have the time, because my fiance and I have a lot of shows to watch. 😂😅

This dude must be colorblind. I’ve never seen pink Melatonin!

I get the 🐢 and the 🐰, but what’s with the random human? Is there a piece of the metaphor that I’m missing?