I love Bernie, but all his bills are so pie in the sky, they never have any chance of passing. He’s the great hope, that’s always dashed on the rocks. Unless we king him…

Hot garbage site does hot garbage stuff. Reddit makes it too easy to take dumps on itself.

But extinction is bad too.

But why is that important? Is Penguin God upset about this? How many followers of Penguin God are in the thread?

Why can’t this thread stop talking about penguin incest?

I’m really surprised this many republicunts we’re able to work this closely together for so long without eating each other sooner.

No more wet sex.

Looks like a highschool party.

Nintendo is infamous for being horrible. You dodged a bullet.

Holy shit. Never thought I’d see the day. When I was working QA they would lay us off after the end of every project. It sucked. We’d be off work for months at a time. No benefits, no healthcare, no OT pay, long hours, bullshit 1099 contracts. And if you were on a shit title, sorry homie. Enjoy Barbie’s Island adventure.

Color me surprised that the facist sympathizes with other fascists committing a genocide.

I hope they like watching me masturbate to porn on my couch.

*1000%

I just splooge in a tissue. Less messy.

Y2K finally happened.

I grab one or two of my cats and get to cuddling. I play ARK survival evolved, too. I love that game. I also go thrifting, found a VCR and a Nintendo 64 controller today. I’m watching Forrest Gump on the VCR it right now.

Used to. I realized that the worst that happens is that you pissed off some dickhead who writes bad words to you. You don’t get hurt or die or anything. It’s just some words.

Women, “I miscarried last week, my husband and I have been trying for years and we really thought this was it.”

Men, “You think that’s bad? Have you been to the DMV?”.

Well yeah, the dummies don’t actually want to have a conversation, they just want to take a dump on the thing they think they don’t like. No need to verify when you got your poopy butthole ready.

We did it, Lemmee!