It aint gonna suck itself

Tug harder Daddy

Throws wine glass

What is Man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

Seems like your average Wagner turd.

Basically

Not hard, they’ll use a color chart and just assume.

Oooor, hear me out, get a cabinet position with the next administration.

It has fuckal to do with the first Highlander movie. Well, there’s swords and decapitation, but that’s about it.

Those are just Mexicans that can swim.

Looks cool, no fucking way am I paying for another streaming service.

And if the CIA…um…does CIA things to Vance?

Bro, you have the second strongest military in Russia.

Good, fuck them for voting against their own interest and deport the second-third generatiom Mexicans thar voted for Trump.

In my relationship, I’m the guy, and my wife is the guy.

Eh, i use that to my strength and become the expert at work. Although, the topic has to interest me and I’ve worked with my boss and to tell him “this ain’t it for me” and find me a project better suited for me.

This the the fucking wackado-est of stories and I thought it was an absolute fever dream when I watched it.

Ummmm they’re already wearing airsoft plate carriers stuffed with phone books.

Higher education tripled my income, so that seemed to work, and I dont have to do anything but sit in an office 40 hours a week.

Should have escorted to the bottom of the sea.