After my mom died, my dad sold her China to her friend for a nickel. Which is great, because I would have just taken it to the VV Boutique and donated it.

I kind of miss some of the things my mom had around the house my whole life, but also I’d I kept it all, there wouldn’t be room for my stuff. And I’m not putting Trypticon in a box so I can display some Franklin Mint goose plate.

This was one event that never needs to be reenacted for film, because the original is perfect.

When I’m in the passenger seat, I push on the imaginary brake. When I’m watching someone on a computer, I’m pushing shortcuts on the imaginary keyboard.

That’s basically what I was told. It worked, I explained the algorithm I was having trouble with, and that I just ran out of time. He didn’t deduct any marks or anything, he just said I should make an effort to make comments less self-deprecating.

My professor once asked me about a comment that said "// This is awful and you should feel awful, change this before handing it in. " I had no excuse, I just told him time makes fools of us all.

As someone with buck teeth, I see no issue.

This is my fear. Gabe won’t last forever, and I don’t know anyone else who has a customer centric approach as he does. Maybe that guy from Costco who threatened to kill someone over the hot dog price.

Yes. Go buy a new computer.

Then give me your old computer so I can put linux on it and distribute it for free to students and immigrants.

Ok fair enough, but I’m under the impression these files existed before the source control was implemented.

I guess it’s all up to how the program handles existing files.

Well the weather outside is frightening And I side it’s just as frightening Cause no matter which room I go Full of crows, full of crows, full of crows.

I’m not great at English, but “discard all changes” shouldn’t ever mean “Delete”.

“I…innocent soles…”

Well this is what happens when you let fish plan your campaigns.

I mean, yes, but also I have issues with BMI.

But also yes, look at old films or photos of crowds. North Americans are a heavy people.

Well that’s just about the cutest darn ring I’ve ever seen.

Can we agree as a society that Gaetz should only ever be referred to as Florida Man?

Wait until you take your first road trip through Ameristan.

Time to start working on my alternative writing personality, trans socialist Jordane Petersburg. Or should I be Bo Rogaine?

I like the one where he’s all stabby.

It’s an indication of how seriously the us president elect takes their job.

Because Hitler is famous for avoiding global armed conflict.