NuraShiny [any]

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Cake day: September 21st, 2021

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  • These movies have fallen prey to the contiguous need by people to explain things.

    Don’t make scientists experiment on them. It’s a bad premise and implies that these things can be understood or manipulated. Don’t give me 60 minutes of boring shitty backstory about the creators that are somehow also humanities creators but don’t like humanity etc etc… None of that is useful to me or to making a tight horror film. It just muddies the water. Also, don’t have people act like absolute idiots for no reason so that your story can happen. The space truckers in the first movie were in over their heads and made realistic mistakes and the marines in the 2nd movie were overconfident going in and were gonna serve the company if they lived or died. Both was believable. The hand-picked crew of your trillion dollar expedition to make first contact with aliens being a bunch of fuck ups is not believable and makes your movie instantly annoying.

    Arguably we don’t need more of these movies at all. You won’t recapture the lightning in the bottle a third time and all the attempts make the franchise worse and worse.

    But if you do need to make another one (and we all know Hollywood is out of ideas): No one cares who made the aliens. No one cares why they made the aliens. I don’t care about architects and their goo. Just tell me a tight horror story with a new twist on the Xenomorph. Like say an egg finds its way to some planet with alien fauna that gives the Xenomorph new powers and now the colonists have to escape before the whole-ass planet is overrun by them. Imagine dino-sized xenomorphs or something.







  • The blue smurfs will go liberal politics and try to appease the humans or sue them or something, while the red smurfs still want to fight and the blue ones will be shown to be correct by their own logic. In the end, a settlement will be reached in which you can keep your tree so long as you can prove it was a business for five years and that it is in a disadvantaged area.



  • “Oh no my phone keyboard knows the next word I want to type almost like it’s intelligent!”

    Thee are not intelligent programs. They don’t have memory of the past except for a few previous prompts. You are giving these tech bros way too mcu credit. It’s like snake oil. Of course Doctor Health’s snake oil can cure all ailments! Please buy it now, while it’s this cheap! We just need ot get to the step where we tar and feather these fucks for their lies.