Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.

This will make a useful crib sheet for reading the causes of death in the US next year under Health Tsar RFK Jnr .

It’s way less alarming if you explain that you won’t actually eat the bread.

Spoilers!

Mum: We have a left wing government at home. The Left wing government at home:

At least Kurt never lived to see toddlers in high street Nirvana t-shirts.

Did anyone else think this was going to be Mr Brightside?

They should crunch because they want great abs.

They should include all the Roman forts marked on the OS map, and when you go there there’s only the slightest hint of rectangular mounds in the field. Also, it should be “British, Yorkshire and Irish Islands”, if we’re going to keeping expanding it based on levels of beef.

Makes you wonder what the first cat did to be replaced by the time the second picture was taken.

We’d still say “done away with themself”.

There’s nothing stopping you from asking another adult from taking a picture of you without your phone held up in the middle of it like a caveman brandishing the first burning branch.

Online discourse in a nutshell.

What a buttery biscuit base.

Meanwhile in America, it’s practically a requirement of office to be a convicted felon.

Huh. You must be right, but I don’t even remember that being there.

Still too much.

Object permanence.

Why don’t people just play the original AC2 if the reskins have all this useless crap?

Has he ever been in a fight, though?