Who on earth worries about bandwidth nowada… Oh, them. Lol 😂

Bluesky definitely sounds like it was thought up by people who were thinking outside the box while pushing the envelope in a bleeding-edge brainstorming session so no

If you dunno how to switch that off in 3 clicks you should probably stay away from computers mate lol

We’ve got ones that show a big sad face if you’re going over the limit, and a big smiley face if you’re under. Works for me cos I don’t want to upset the sign

That’s nice dear

Sticks it on fridge door, tousles hair

What the actual fuck am I supposed to do with

100th of a pound

As a piece of information?!?

I’d rather eat beans than click on a thumbnail like that. In fact I’d rather try sounding with a clownfish than click on that thumbnail

I’ve been using Kobo for a decade, never had a problem loading any type of file.

The first one I got was crap; the casing fell to bits. They sorted their shit out in the last few years and now I have a Clara E and it’s honestly fantastic

Mastadon is unique in this field insofar as it’s the only one whose name sounds like it was chosen by a toddler

Hah don’t worry, the existing brand is utterly fucked now. One of the worst, most unreliable and badly made cars on the market

Christ you’ve got low standards

it’s much quicker and easier

Ask any boulanger or pâtissier how to do shit baking lol

If I want a recipe in English I always end the search query with “UK” to make sure it’s in weight, not cups. I’m not a fucking toddler

D: Downloads

Then the folders -

Films

TV programs

Software

• Everything inside these folders is a fucking car crash

It’s to stop East Dakota falling over

I remember we used to get power outages all the time in my countries. But that was the 1970s, modern infrastructure has moved on

Well, everywhere except AHEM 🤔

No idea what a French press is. Probably a cafetière ?

Leak

“Advert” is the word btw

Email for business, WhatsApp for shitposts

Simple

I didn’t even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it “Zac” is cunt too probably