I had to go to the company doctor years ago, it was mandatory when you just started working there.

One of the questions was how much coffee I consume each day.

“1 on some days 2” I answered.

He goes off by saying that’s great, 2 cups is the max you should drink each day because if you get too much caffeine in your system it builds to much pressure on your muscles or nerves, I don’t remember.

After that, we looked at each other in silence for a good 10 or 15 seconds before I began stammering: “cu… cups?? No, no. I meant 1 or 2 pots a day…”

He had mini meltdown and went off on me how bad that was for my body.

Yes, the less armor you’re wearing, the more it shows how good of a warrior you are! It means you don’t get hit and taunt your enemies with it!

Worth it!

This is the armor that needs to be standard in every game.

Good to use next to my weather stone!

In my mama

Yes.

I frickin love this movie!

My favorite moment of the movie: https://youtu.be/KQM58wv7Ot8

Also Ironside’s performance is just so great, you love to hate him!

https://youtu.be/DXTt8MBTX2o?si=GvkrWAJW8nPiFz1i

Me and my friends would play UT99 on 120% speed and instagib only.

Aah, good times.

Fuck the bots Loque & Tamerlame! They would kill you before you could even react.

Bill Murray is the original Dr. Strange.

The lyric “I jump up and nothing gets me down” jumping off a stool/chair but because of the noose he doesn’t get down.

But I can see your point.

Jump by Van Halen when found out that it’s about hanging yourself.

Well, I still like it but it’s with a double feeling.

Greatest of timing to publish this during a major election. 😂👌🏻

I am the party!

Nintendo lawyers prepping to sue YouTube music

“Don’t think about it, Don’t think about it”

That’s to correct your posture, soon you’ll have a mighty hump!

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