Episodes 1 and 2 were fun but they in no way “recentered the first person shooter genre.”

So Thomas Riker?

Is she a good actress?

This game has just a few too many issues (low difficulty, an opaque story, iffy cameras and some of the worst voice acting you’ll ever hear) to be considered great anymore, but it still holds plenty of charm for those who are willing to look for it.

No way! I can’t believe this!!

I’m not online enough to understand this.

Into the eWaste furnaces! The furnaces cry out for more eWaste!

Not everything needs a sequel.

I want a high-quality print of this.

I didn’t get it and I haven’t thought about it in months. I do photography work and was scared off by the warnings about inaccurate color and brightness.

FOURSCORE AND NINETEEN PROBLEMS HAVE I

BUT A WENCH CANNOT BE COUNTED AMONG THEM

It’s a sharp bidet.

I’m as big a fan of Crazy Taxi as there is, but I’m not the least bit interested in a multiplayer revival.

They’re not making a mini again. Ever. It’s ride or die with my 13 mini for at least a few more years.

I see James Darren in there, RIP.

Congrats on inventing a $150 button, Jony.

I like how this has a -19 score and yet it’s still being served up to me for some reason.

Great, too bad my local GameStop closed two years ago or I might have enjoyed this.