Although, there are plenty of assholes who will parrot that phrase as satire just to get a rise out of people. Probably 0.01.

In the words of Kurt Vonnegut: we are what we pretend to be.

What? I heard that some fascists are very fine people.

Institutionalized religion always works to protect itself. Christianity is no exception.

A bang-maid is a woman who men reduce to those two functions.

It’s common in patriarchal, reactionary cultures like evangelical Christianity and other fundamentalist religions. See the “tradwife” fetish for more info.

But I was hoping you’d provide more examples of why women are disgusted by reactionaries!

I heard that they also hate being treated like bang-maids, too. Do you have any examples of why they should be fine with that situation?

Oh please keep going; you couldn’t have shown more of your whole ass, but I bet you’re not one to turn down a challenge.

You have no way of knowing, but it’s sidesplittingly funny for a man who is extremely vocal about restricting the rights of women to make their own informed healthcare decisions to then cry about how I’m being mean to men who do that.

Please continue, because it’s hilarious every time.

What would help men is to keep them from being reactionary dickheads: something you want to happen.

So I don’t think I’ll be taking advice from you, thanks!

LMAO!

Not being a mysogonystic asshole will kill some men?

Your fragility is showing. Is this the “personal responsibility” reactionaries are always crowing about?

Won’t people think of the poor reactionaries who need a woman to control to feel like a real man??

It’s not fair that women want a partner who thinks of them as a full human being who deserves to make her own decisions regarding her healthcare, cares about their community, and isn’t an antisocial piece of shit.

We are entitled to those women!! How dare they act with full autonomy right in our faces!!

You can’t even type correctly and other people are trash? You must have very low standards.

CW: SA

Remember Todd Akin’s comment on sexual assault?

"It seems to me, from what I understand from doctors, that’s really rare,” Mr. Akin said of pregnancies from rape. “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something: I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be of the rapist, and not attacking the child.”

Not that it matters if an abortion is requested due to rape or any other reason, but this quote really drives home that it isn’t really about protecting children despite that last line: they think all women who get abortions should be punished for being murderous sluts despite all evidence to the contrary.

Because reactionaries know that they only win when they supress the vote.

If everyone voted, the GOP would not exist as a national party.

TRY DOING SQUATS AND HOLDING THEM FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.

I DONT KNOW IF IT WILL HELP YOUR HARDNESS PROBLEM BUT ITS REALLY GOOD FOR TONING YOUR LEGS.

We need to get Tucker back in to a studio with him to get roasted over his slack-jaw stare and fascist tendencies.

Hadrian’s Wall marked the boundary between Roman Britannia and unconquered Caledonia to the north.

It’s pretty shocking, but I can fit 2 Ds in my mouth.

And his throw pillows, too.

You do realize that the Onion is joking about something he actually, verifiably said?

Because he’s so shitty that even a parody of reactionary talking points can’t match the reality of how racist and vile they are?

So you’re the one who “ate the onion.” As usual, you’ve got it exactly backwards in the most hilarious way possible. God damn it’s funny how reactionaries always post a source that contradicts what they believe. Also, apparently satire has to be spelled out like a Ben Garrison cartoon for it to pierce the thick protective layer around their brains.

What do you think the joke was?

You need to start the pan hotter. They only stick for me if I cook them without preheating the pan.