Ladies and gentlemen, we Gautam

Low and slow? Ever had BBQ? If that shit wasn’t cooked overnight, miss me with that shit. (Unless it’s turkey or chicken obviously).

Neuroconvergance since it keeps occuring.

We’re not going to handicap ourselves because you have an aversion for googling. Learn to research. It’s legal code…gee I wonder if a .gov link might be legit.

As designed by the media. Eternal despair is great for viewership.

Not wanting to appear on Google is how we’re going to get EVEN more dailymail type shit.

We are well and truly fucked.

Take THAT, Pokemon company!

With fascists in control, are we sure productiveness is a concern? GL with fascism when shits unproductive as fuck.

Don’t pay your bills. Paying bills is for losers. Winners default!

Also barbie Deutsch…hmm, we may need to hire a forensic scientist to solve this.

Ge(t)sponsored!

Gangs are no laughing matter

Conservative is 4 syllables and they can understand that. Maybe we lost because of shit arguments like this?

Already exists

Stand your ground laws should work on cops. An acorn might fall and they’ll start blasting randomly, best to nip that in the bud.

I’ll just wish them all a happy ectopic pregnancy.

Also because scouting exists in many other cultures and most of them are mixed. Intercamp fucking slaps