One gallon of gasoline is 31000 calories.

You’re also going to need some polo shirts, cargo shorts, and New Balance sneakers. Make sure to slap your knees and say “yep” whenever you stand up from a sitting position.

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If you wipe, then you have touched a man’s ass and are now gay.

I made this into a Discord server emoji. I’m sorry. I had to.

In the US, we’re getting rid of the FDIC and replacing it with a 4 second YouTube video of Pete Davidson saying, “Oh shit bro, my bad.”

I wouldn’t say I’m good at this game but I do enjoy playing it and I’d love to play with some comrades. Steam friend code is 936967291.

But the DNC swore I can save America just by sending them $10.

“Just $10 bro fr, we can end fascism with your $10 donation. Come on bro plz.”

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Tom Bombadil had big naturals and it worked out great for him.

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Yes, admins will add any pronouns.

He does, but hornworms are his favorite. He gets those occasionally as a treat.

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I mean, it’s definitely better than Twitter, but it’s already on the enshitification downward slide.

Owls are cool af comrade.

Bluesky made a long PR-speak thread that basically said “Our rules don’t allow transphobes, they just don’t disallow transphobes.”

They were silent for a week while we begged them to do something about Jesse Singal literally saying he was going to brigade the site with his followers from Twitter, and when they did finally say something official, it was a long thread about how transphobia is acceptable as long as the transphobes are slightly crafty with it or at least “polite.” Bluesky went to great length to detail the line that will get an account banned, and said they’re ok with someone toeing right up to that line as long as they don’t cross it.