I’ve pretty much always tipped in restaurants unless the experience was bad, so I don’t mind having the service charge added to the bill. It makes it easier not having to calculate it and not having to carry cash. If I was really disatisfied with the meal I’d be perfectly ok with asking to remove the charge.

Hang over from the Great Game probably.

So… set the bale of hay on fire? Yup, yup, uh-huh.

A perfect English summer afternoon, about 24°C / 75°F. A blue sky with a little dapple of high white clouds and a very gentle breeze.

Ideally, sitting in a country garden with a generous G&T. Sounds of children playing far enough in the distance that it’s a background noise, of bees lazily searching the flower beds, and for sheer perfection a propeller plane powered by a Merlin engine also droning somewhere far off.

Thanks for telling me what I should do!

How would you know, you’re neither? Go and eat another pop tart.

Fuck off and eat another pop tart.

“Fell out of window… hard.”

I drink whisky which means every Christmas people can buy me a bottle and by the following year they’ll be able to buy me another.

Otherwise, I just buy myself stuff and then give it to the kids to give to me.

Twat.

I do so well with reading and cooking but really let myself down with strangling small animals.

And that was when the SAS started recruiting ‘grenade returner’ jugglers.

In several areas of the city, pollution levels were more than 50 times higher than the World Health Organization’s recommended safe limit.

Fucking hell. Stay as safe as you can given the air is now toxic!

There’s absolutely no sensible reason to even consider not doing this.

My grandad liked ham sandwiches.

My dad liked crisp sandwiches.

I like like all of the above and fancy woke sandwiches. And I’m an older Brit. I have no idea what point I’m trying to make. Get off my lawn! Ooh, innit cold?

Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.

I’ll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.

Woke air sandwich? Millenial nonsense. Back in the day we ate wish sandwiches!

A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you… wish you had some meat.

What do you mean Lemmy doesn’t have karma?

It does so too and! All you need to do to reveal it is just obsessively go through your entire post and comment history on a daily basis and add up all the upvotes you’ve ever received. Easy.

How a post on Reddit accidentally kickstarted the revival of Angus Steakhouse

Didn’t the headline writer read the article? There was nothing accidental about it.

Nature’s Rizla.